Epically Tragic: Archive

3 tags

Apr 14th

262 notes

3 tags

Apr 9th

230 notes

1 tag

Apr 6th

860 notes

3 tags

High Fidelity Will Kill You →

Oh this is so fucking apt. I just finished reading High Fidelity and felt throughout that the music was the fucking issue. Can’t wait for all the, “that’s why Cobain/whoever killed himself!” garbage.

Apr 5th

5 tags

Apr 5th

1,460 notes

2 tags

What is My Life?

My Mother went to the grocery store for a fresh bag of basil. When asking the stock boy where it was she kept calling it, “a bag of fresh bagel,” no one corrected her. She is fifty years old and a native English speaker.

Apr 5th

3 tags

Apr 5th

11 notes

2 tags

Apr 4th

3,039 notes

3 tags

Apr 3rd

3 tags

My life has devolved to this

Went to Vancouver for the weekend, no one offered to sell me weed once. Do I look like a narc now or something? Maybe all the dealers thought I was already baked, seeing as I ate like sixteen crepes while I was there. I couldn’t help it, I’ve been gaining weight like i’ts my job. Actually I’m more committed to gaining weight than I am my actual job. Cuz’ ya know, I...

Apr 3rd

3 tags

Apr 3rd

3 tags

“Protect her from your girth, with the GREATEST lube on Earth! KY Jelly.”

– -Jason Sudekis, SNL Please protect me from your girth Mr. Sudekis.

Apr 3rd

1 note

5 tags

Thank fucking God! →

plantwithoutsun: epically-tragic: Alex Pettyfer is NOT going to be in Hunger Games. I’ve never seen him in anything but I really hate the kid. just ugh. ^ I dislike people like this, I really do. You can’t hate someone when you don’t know the guy. You don’t know how he acts and you most likely never will. Quit judging people before you know them. If you haven’t seen him in anything, then...

Apr 1st

3 tags

Thank fucking God! →

Alex Pettyfer is NOT going to be in Hunger Games. I’ve never seen him in anything but I really hate the kid. just ugh.

Mar 31st

1 tag