April 2011
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That's right, bags have genitals!
But seriously, thursday night comedy is hilarious with moderately priced pinot noir.
Apr 29th
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Apr 21st
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Apr 19th
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The Best Part of Scream 4
Was the two thirteen year old boys sitting beside me, who yelled out, not once, not twice, but thrice, “CockBlock!” Also loving all the people quoting Sydney’s, “Don’t fuck with the Original.” Irony internet. Do you not get it?
Apr 17th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 6th
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High Fidelity Will Kill You →
Oh this is so fucking apt. I just finished reading High Fidelity and felt throughout that the music was the fucking issue. Can’t wait for all the, “that’s why Cobain/whoever killed himself!” garbage.
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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What is My Life?
My Mother went to the grocery store for a fresh bag of basil. When asking the stock boy where it was she kept calling it, “a bag of fresh bagel,” no one corrected her. She is fifty years old and a native English speaker.
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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My life has devolved to this
Went to Vancouver for the weekend, no one offered to sell me weed once. Do I look like a narc now or something? Maybe all the dealers thought I was already baked, seeing as I ate like sixteen crepes while I was there. I couldn’t help it, I’ve been gaining weight like i’ts my job. Actually I’m more committed to gaining weight than I am my actual job. Cuz’ ya know, I...
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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“Protect her from your girth, with the GREATEST lube on Earth! KY Jelly.”
– -Jason Sudekis, SNL Please protect me from your girth Mr. Sudekis.
Apr 3rd
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